Even though I've talked about it a lot, no one's ever actually seen the affliction I've described so exhaustingly. Because I like to share and I'm not afraid to reveal myself in the worst of ways, I thought I'd show you the lump in all its glory. I took a picture every few days to show lump slowly decreasing in size. I think the before and after is pretty stark.
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Note: You'll have to excuse my appearance in most of this shots. I usually took the pictures right before I went to bed which would explain the bad hair. And in the first shot, it was like the day after surgery so I was nice and plastered and shiny. Enjoy!
AND if that wasn't delicious enough...from another angle:
And because I don't want my last picture to be so terrible, here I am feeling better
The lump is still there although clearly not as huge and obnoxious as it used to be. Hopefully it will continue to go away completely in time. And hopefully it will never come back. I mean, that was the point of the awful surgery I had to endure a few months ago. Here's hoping all will turn out well!